Bad.Ass.Mexicans...BAM
But where are you parents from?

Stranger: Wow you speak perfect English Where are you from?

Me: New Hampshire

Stranger: whaaaaa!? No but where are your parents from?

Me: Bismarck, North Dakota

Stranger: (moment of silence and confusion)

Stranger: But you speak Spanish too!

Me: Your point?

Stranger: (Quizzical expression)

Stranger: But you have no accent! (and walks away)

I hate it when random people try to find out the origins of why it is that I can speak Spanish and for some wonderful act of god also be able to speak English with no accent. So I lie about where my parents and I are from just to throw them off some more hahahaha. Putos!

BAM

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    they give me a quizzical expression when...it’s my first language lol
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    Bananena: LOL BEST STORY EVER!! Once when I tried to buy a music CD in Spanish, there was a white lady at the counter...
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